Oh Walmart how I want to punch you for your stupid rules when it comes to protection plans that will make me have to wait forever before I can get my money back.
Oh Amazon how you disappoint me that you no longer sell kindles in Walmart and how it would have made my life so much easier.
Oh Best Buy how I hate the fact that I have to drive 20 minutes to get there so I can buy a new one while I wait forever for my refund from Walmart.
Oh new kindle cover if you only came in the mail yesterday none of this would have happened.
Woe is me.
I will forever remember you my beautiful kindle. May you rest in peace.
Okay I'm done with my dramatics now.
The coffee spilling culprit is on his way to get me a new one and he did try to save the kindle before anything else. So its not all bad, a new kindle is fine by me and as long as I get my money back in the end I'll be happy.